Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Repost : The reason I play male toons.

You might be wondering why I'm reposting this. Well a recent thread over at MMO-Champ reminded me about it.  Lucky for me in my current guild there are some AWESOME females. I love you guys!  Enjoy. (Oh and no not all my toons are Blood Elves. I tend to favor Undead/Trolls. Honsue is just my main currently)



Hi, I'm Fabulous
I get this question a lot. "Why do you play male toons you're a girl?" "Do you have penis eveny?" "Why are you out of the kitchen?" and so on. The reason behind me playing male toons is simple. I'd rather be judged on my skill first than my tits. I'm usually the quiet one on vent just doing my job and listening. Sadly however I tend to open my mouth and that's where the trouble starts. It goes from "Wow Honsue you are a great healer" to "Wow Honsue your voice is hot now make me sandwhich" if your female then you know exactly what I mean and if you are male then chances are you are 99% guilty of doing the same thing. I'm not a crazy feminist or anything but female gamers get a bad rap when it comes to MMO's and WoW in general. Have you ever had that one female in your guild that was either the guild leaders wife or an officers girlfriend? This person is generally terrible at the game.They always find their way into main raiding slots or even hardmode attempts. They always die to standing in fire, or some variation. They always have very bad dps and have no idea how to spec/gem. The worse part of it all is no one tries to help them. No one tells them nicely that they need to fix their spec, gems, enchants and rotations. When you do decided to say something to the person they get offended. Don't get me wrong here this person isn't always female its sometimes male but rarely.



Don't I look stylish?

Females also get a bad rap in WoW for being e-skanks. Whats an e-skank you might ask. Well these are the females who make statements like "Oh ouch my boobs hurt or "I just like got out of the shower and I'm all wet" attention whores 100%.  These females generally aren't terrible at the game but they aren't good either. If you play Horde they are  generally female bloodelves. If you are Alliance then female gnomes or nightelves.  E-skanks always try to befriend the guild leader or officers and get what they want from the guild and move on. They rage quit over loot or for not getting a raid spot. I've come across all types of females in my wow career. The worst one was the married woman who was an e-skank and her husband played along with it. She sent the guild leader nude pictures for raid spot and gold. The word got out about her naked pictures and she ended up changing her name. She is still at it though. I'll never understand why females are this way. If someone comes to you to help you make your toon better listen or take the 5 -10 mins out of the day it takes to read up on your class. There is no need to whore yourself out over a video game to get raid spots or loot. If you are knowledgeable about your class and an overall reliable raider you'll always get a raid invite.

3 comments:

  1. I don't blame you, I can imagine all of the "OMG U R GURL Y U NO MARRY ME?" you would get. If people are hating on the choice you made for the sex of a toon on an online game they have some problems to take care of...lol

    PS. OMG U R GURL Y U NO MARRY ME?!?

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  2. Yeah over my online gaming years it's always been the same thing. "Get back in the Kitchen" and "Girls shouldn't be playing X game"

    PS. SOUP DUDE Y U NO BUY ME HUGE RING?

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  3. What's a male e-skank called? I like to make sure *everyone* knows I'm gay. In Trade, in General, in Guild. I like to get in their face; cause the straight is in mine all day, everyday.

    PS Forsaken, Trolls & Blood Elves are the three best races. ;)

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