Haters Gonna Hate

I've been working on Loremaster for the past week. Well, For the time my priest wasn't stuck in the Twisting Nether. As I sit here looking around at the Burning Stepps I realize this is one more thing to add to my "Hate List". I'm like an old grouchy lady. I hate everything and the older I get the worse it gets. So today my fellow gamers I give you my hate list. The list is made up of stuff in games in general and in real life. 

• MMO's with insane UI's. Aka Lord of the Rings. I mean really what is all that shit on the UI? I get it you went Free to Play, I don't need to see the shop add pop up everytime I level. 
• The people bitching about the Female Worgen Model on MMO Champ. GET OVER IT. 
• Wrath of the Lich King Heroics.
• Deathknights. Its not because everyone and their mother has one. I just hate the way they play. I've tried countless times to level one and I always give up around 65-67. The play style is too close to being like a ret pally with dots for my taste. 
• People who drink can soda with a straw. I mean really? 
• People who assume all gamers are neckbeards or fat women. Not all of us are mouth breathing window lickers.
• People who use "Gay" when referring to somthing that is  dumb, stupid,lame, retarded and so on. 
• "Relax man it's just a game" Yes, its just a game that you are terrible at.
• People who spam trade chat with song lyrics. Just a small town girl..
• Ads on you tube videos. I understand you're trying to make money. Go away with the ads before videos. Stick to banners and sidebar ads. 
• Talking ads. "CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE KNOWS YOU ARE AWAKE NOW HAHA!" 
• People who stare. I mean don't get me wrong I like to people watch just as much as the next person but there is a limit to how long you stare!
• HERP DERP HURR DURR. This stopped being funny a long time ago.
• People who type "alot" it's A LOT not alot.
• People who sit too close to you in waiting rooms or stand too close to you in line. 
• Close Talkers. You know the ones. HEY LETS GET IN EACH OTHERS FACE AND CHAT. I do not want to smell the garlic you had for lunch kthx.
• That one person in your guild that EVERYONE hates and is pretty awful but no one bothers to ever say anything about them.
• Facebook spammers. I DON'T CARE IF YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER!
• E Skanks. I mean really? You feel the need to whore yourself in a video game? 
• Badlands Quests. The amount of craftable items you need from the quests here is ridiculous. 

• 

  Angry cat agrees with my rage.

Now for part 2 of my hate list.

• Socks. I hate these things. They might make your feet warm in the winter but my fuzzy slippers do the job just fine.
• People who post screenshots of battle ground stat menu. Grats you did damage in a BG. You were probably that asshole camping the bot in the Alliance GY while the rest of us were actually running the flag in WSG. 
• People who ask trade "Whats the best spec for x class" Guys, Its called Google. Use it. It takes 5-10 mins of reading to figure out the most played spec of your class. All with detailed info on how to play it.
• People who don't understand how gemming in WoW works. Just because that socket is blue doesn't mean a BLUE gem has to go in it. They make hybrid gems for a reason.
• PvE nerfs to balance PVP. Honestly blizzard make pvp trees and specs for PVP. Leave the PVE players alone and Vice Versa
• Ke$ha Please crawl back into your trailer and just die already. 
• People who constantly ask you "What ya doing?" When clearly they can see what you're doing.
• Sports fans. I don't like sports and you don't like video games. So why do you think I care about the Flyers game? Do I tell you about me killing The Lich King? Nope Didn't think so. 
• Gold Spammer whispers. Ex: "Hey Whats up?" *Shift Right click* [Stolenaccout Level 1 Shaman, Durotar] It always makes me feel like someone actually wants to talk to me. HUGH LET DOWN 
• Warhammer Online's PVE. Yes I know its a PVP game but seriously Mythic you could of tried a bit harder with the quests.
• The shitty amount of XP you gain in low level battlegrounds in WoW. Give us XP for killing players blizzard. Make it have the old honor diminishing returns.
• The way people think its raging when you disagree with their statements about their gear.
• People who correct you in the middle of a sentence. I realize I dunno how to pronounce that word. Do I care? No and you shouldn't either. (Side note these people are fun to piss off.
• Twilight. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Twilight is only for gay men, little girls and lonely old fat women/housewives.
• Guild Rules against "bad words" I'm sorry but if your child plays online video games he/she has already seen the word fuck and if not from video games then from school. Turn on the profanity filter if you are offended by "bad" words.
• The fact that Guild Wars has no jump button. What a stupid thing to leave out of a game.
• People who stand on top of NPC's with their mounts. 

• People who hover in Dalaran on their flying mounts. Grats you have a Green Proto Drake. So does the rest of WoW. 
• People who afk during heroics, raids, BG's and group quests to "Smoke a Bowl" Then complain about dying, wiping, losing and not getting quest credit.

Me every time someone afks to smoke pot.

As you can see I can keep going on forever.but I won't. I think this is enough for now. Stay tuned for more posts this week. I'm working on a "Preparing your Priest for Cata" and I plan on posting detailed info on all the new 5 mans and their boss strats.  (Edit: I have no clue what that white box is down there. It won't go away no matter what I do. So I now hate it too.)